thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
Can vaginas get frostbite?
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
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