I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
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