he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
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