let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
Tonight's Jeopardy categories were "Star Trek, Action Figures, Dinner For One, In Need of a Date, Still Living With Mom & Dad, You Have No Life." Beginning to think my life is the Truman Show.
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
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