Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
i woke up today to a handjob from this really fat girl that keeps calling me michael phelps
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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