Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
Still dying that you shit outside
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
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