and then he said that some chick told him he danced like an epileptic on crystal meth. he then proceeded to demonstrate this statement, which i can testify is 100% accurate.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
Randomize
