Can Purell be used as lube?
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
Randomize
