We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
Protip: If you slur the word 'tipsy', you've progressed beyond tipsy.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
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