We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
How was your weekend?
My girlfriend decided the best way to get my mind off of my dog dying was to break up with me via text
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