My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
Last night i walked into a gas station to get condoms. I threw them on the counter and the guy gave me a funny look because i was wearing a bra under an open cardigan and no shoes. I screamed "DONT JUDGE ME!" and he gave them to me for free.
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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