She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Watching Miami Social reminded me of how much I miss snorting coke with burger king straws in a life guard hut on the beach until we noticed someone was drowning.
Did you save them?
Who?
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
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private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
I'm drinking straight vodka and railing lines of adderall while writing a paper about the nature of Jesus. It's 6:50 in the morning. College.
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
Today I found out that my boss keeps a breathalyzer on his desk for just these sort of shenanigans
Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...
There's not really an emoticon that says "I'm sorry I honked your boobs, and that you weren't a fan of that."
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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