well that one time I was being a total idiot trying to see how much I could drink. turns out 22 shots is too much. surprise surprise! ambulance party!
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
Life is so much better after having sex.
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
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