I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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