Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
So, we're in the car ready to fuck and she asks about my ex. I wave at my lap and say, "bye". She asks what I'm doing. I say, "waving goodbye to my erection"
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
After a roaring rendition of Jay-Z's "99 Problems but a bitch ain't one" I ended up making her cry on her birthday.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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