are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
I should never have to text my best friend asking if she eloped again last night.
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