I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
Randomize
