is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
I figure blowing aggressively into a harmonica is better than screaming, "GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME YOU SOCIOPATHIC SUCCUBUS" to my sister, in the middle of an auditorium, during my mothers college graduation ceremony.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
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