normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
you went over to those random dudes and told them you were an ordained minister and would like to bless their food. they laughed and agreed, then you said "now bow your heads in prayer" as soon as they did you grabbed a taco off their tray and bolted out the door.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
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