he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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