She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
I'm so drunk I cant read cursive anymore.
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
Randomize
