All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
Yeah I'm buying him lunch right now because I shot him with the fire extinguisher last night
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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