how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
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