Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
As a BFF it is your duty to answer when I drunk call you at 3 in the morning because I couldn't find a knife to cut that cake. I finally found one, fell asleep with it and the cake in bed. K thanks bye.
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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