Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
you will always have a special place in my vag
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
One of the finest moments in my life was when I was puking in between my legs as I was shitting, and thought to myself "hmm this shall be called shomiting."
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
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