i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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