She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
Back of his car in the Starbucks parking lot WITH HIS APRON STILL ON. Check and Mate.
Holy shit. You won barista bingo AND the Triple Crown in one day.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
i think im in europe. pls send help
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
I texted him: “Come over for the Super Bowl. I promise lots of scoring.”
My divorce is turning into a porn script
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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