so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
Houston, we have a squirter
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
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