So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
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