You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
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