When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
The typical response to someone smacking their vodka soaked hand on your face is not to put your face in their crotch
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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