You're completely useless in the revolution.
Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
Pants are for mortals
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
Randomize
