I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
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