im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
Randomize
