btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
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