i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
Randomize
