perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
You showed up to your dad's bday dinner late, dirty, and hungover then proceeded to yell at the bartender for trying to take advantage of you by putting extra bourbon in your drink... Highly doubt you win best daughter award.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
Randomize
