Just cropdusted the office
my mom just informed me that i masturbate loudly
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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