True but thats because hes a fetus.
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
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