I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
Opening beer with my teeth is getting easier the drunker I become.
It turns out my teeth are bleeding.
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
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