it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
we're making bets on your personal life
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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