You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
Stop calling dibs on everything with a vagina you jackass.
That should be the title of my autobiography.
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
Randomize
