worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
Just saw a guy at the gas station legitimately dressed in exactly what my costume was last night. Fuck his life.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
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