"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
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