We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
Yeah bro I don't know how she's gonna explain the black eye, how else do you tell your boss "my knee hit me in the face during sex last night"
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
You yelled "NICE PAJAMAS" at a construction worker wearing a reflective jumpsuit while we rode past on a bike taxi
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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