Dude, I totally just put a lit lighter to my hand for 10 seconds
How much beer did you get for it?
One ice cold coors, but those mountains lied
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
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