The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
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