Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
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