I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
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