Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
We went to Olive Garden so high we didn't talk and managed to be awkward enough for the waiter to ask if it was our first date
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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