You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
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