can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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