Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
Don't read too much into what I just sent. I love you, always have, but I'm drunk and sorry for the confusion.
Which part? The boyfriend or the sex?
Boyfriend. SEX IS ON!!!
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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